You-know-who

How to know if it's Voldemort:

1. The poor guy has lost his nose somewhere.

2. Always has this fubar expression up, not at all satisfied with anything.

3. Is dumb enough to flaunt the Elder wand (stealthily stolen; cowardice), not knowing the consequences.

4. Can't speak properly.. probably a throat infection.

5. Has this obsession with a scarred boy-wizard, and would scamper towards him at once, like moths to a lightbulb.

6. Doesn't care about anything else, except the boy, not even his 6 other soulful investments.

7. Can be fooled easily; you just need to be pure-blood. Ask Severus! Who btw, is half-blood.

8. Has his name jinxed, and since now i have uttered it, he might be with me for tea by evening, thinking me to be Harry, coz Dumby, the other who utters, is already dead.

9. Doesn't know that people are going to throng in the millions to just enjoy watch him die (SPOILER ALERT) by his own spell. All that fuss about the boy wonder !